are you ever unable to listen to a certain song or artist because there’s a lot of memories attached to it and if you do all the memories will come back and you’ll be really sad
if youre having a bad day just watch this
i bet they’re best friends now
what did I just watch
is this what it’s like when you find your soul mate?
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Can I trade thoughts and feelings for car parts?
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
WAIT FUCK I WON THE XBOX ONE BUT ITS REGISTERED UNDER ‘KNUTTSACH JONES’ IM A FUCKING IDIOT